Comedy Club Jokes

He did it for the boos.

The punch lines were terrible!

Now his chest hurts and he has to drive Eve home.



(An original, by yours truly.)

Every night was a real brouhaha!

An open Mike night.

But sadly there was no atmosphere on opening night.

...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people sto... read more

A bruja-ja .

I didn't love the guy's jokes, but he had a great execution.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter a comedy club challenge where they have to not laugh at the comedians best jokes. With a prize of £10,000 they set off with their best poker faces.

The first comedian enters the stage and tries his joke with a funny accent and the brunette laughs and... read more

Yamateur hour.

He heard there would be an open Mike.

"I am the Thirteenth Apostle! It is my cake day." Screams the zealot.

I sent a comedy club my resume. They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back.

Now I work in Corporate America.

Flustered, he says, "Sorry for the construction of The Joke, English is not my first language."

He had an infectious sense of humor, but needed to work on telling his jokes at a less feverish pace.

I didn’t find the comedian’s joke very funny so they booked me for”resisting a jest”.

Well, I got a job doing standup in a comedy club, and no one's laughing now.

....and she's not doing so well. It's not that her delivery or stage presence is bad. It's simply because she's using extremely tired and outdated material. To put it frankly, the audience was sick and tired of hearing the same damn jokes that had been told time after time on that stage.

Afte... read more

I’ve been going there for about a month now and the people are great and I’ve been having a good time, but recently I’ve been kicked out.

You see in this comedy club they have a drink and snacks table, I wasn’t that hungry but I was thirsty so I go to the punch but there was a long line.
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An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.

He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.

At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.

That was the last night he ever did comedy.

The feedback ruined it.

Jokes and humorous anecdotes were his life. He watched every big comedian on TV, devoted many hours after work to finding new comedy clubs with new comedians. There was nothing else to his life but comedy.

One day, the skeleton is going through the back alley to a small, unknown comedy club, ... read more

And sees three patients sitting at a table laughing uncontrollably as they chat amongst one another.


Patient 1: Sixteen!


\*They all laugh laugh historically\*


Patient 2: Five!


\*They all bursts out laughing\*


Visitor: Excuse me doctor,... read more

He went to the best comedy clubs in his city and listened for days. He heard some great things, but nothing he could call perfect.

 

He journeyed to Hollywood, and tracked down the best comedic actors and screenwriters. Each one, eager for the honor of creating the perfect jok... read more

A programmer wants to try stand up. So he practices for a while and goes to comedy clubs and learns for a while. Then one day he decided will be doing a show. While performing, he will tell a joke and no one laughs and then he will go back the the start of joke a changes a bit and tells it again, yo... read more