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As old as the Hills and twice as dusty but no, I've never seen it here

The traveling salesman's car breaks,so he asked a farmer if he can stay there for a few days while his car gets fixed.

The farmer had 2 beautiful daughters, Nellie and Venus.

One night TS takes the older daughter "Venus"on a date to the drive in,using the farmers car.

The next...

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Kin Ah Borry the Pickem-up Truck?

A young redneck girl wanted to go to the barn dance, so she approached her father and asked if she could borrow the truck. The father replied, "Ya sure can, sweety, but first ya gotta suck mah dick."

This wasn't the girl's first experience with this, so she promptly landed on both knees and ...

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