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Three women were getting together for brunch and started bragging about their husbands.

"MY husband, " says the first " just took me on a vacation to France'" and she smiled while her friends congratulated her for her good fortune.

"Well my husband just bought me a new Lexus." says the second, receiving her accolades.

"Well. I don't know if it's a big deal or not," starts...

A man and his wife go Golfing

A man and his wife call into a radio show and win a free trip to the most expensive golf course in town. The husband, being the gentleman he is, lets the wife go first.

"Alright honey, no matter what you do, just don't hook your shot, as these are the most expensive houses in town." he says t...

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The Lonely Buy and the Bum (longer joke)

So a guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. When the bartender hands him his drink, he leans in real coy, looks around and asks quietly "Hey man, do you guys have any hookers in the back?".

The Bartender very quickly replies, very firmly "No sir, we do NOT do that here." The guy is taken abac...

A guy is grocery shopping when he sees a beautiful blonde, who smiles and waves at him.

She stops to talk to him, and he can't remember who she is. Instead of faking it, he fesses up and says, "Hi - you look really familiar, but I don't remember how I know you."

She responds, "My name is Taylor, and I think you're the father of one of my children."

The guy's mind reels w...

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