Clean House Jokes - 6 Hilarious Clean House Jokes

My girlfriend came home to a clean house today.

Girlfriend: Cleaning lady came today?

Me: Yeah. I thought she was just breathing hard, but she actually came.

She took 10 seconds to realize what I was saying then she smacks me on the chest.

Marrying a Canadian woman

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second ...

3 Texans get married

First one marries a girl from Alabama, he tells here in Texas women are expected to do the dishes and clean house also have a meal on the table for when he gets home. On the first day nothing but a couple of days later he came home to a clean house and a meal on the table.

The second one marr...

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One day, a recently married man goes to the attic of his new home to put a few things in storage.

While he is there, he notices a large steamer trunk sitting in the corner. When he tries to open it, he finds it is locked. Puzzled and curious, he calls his new bride up to the attic and asks her about the trunk.

She tells him that it is hers and that it only contains some personal things. ...

An English, German, and Italian woman are having lunch together.

They complain to each other about their husbands. The English woman begins, 'I am tired of my husband expecting me to do all the cooking in the house. When I get home I will tell him that if he wants a home cooked meal from now on he will have to cook it himself.'

The German said, 'I am tired...

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A newly wed husband comes home from work

He finds the house spotless, his wife has been cleaning all day. There's a great smell of food in the air. He goes to the kitchen and finds his wife. She says "I've been working all day on this food, I hope you like it". The husband picks her up and says "you're all the food I want" and takes her...

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