23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus’ ship Santa Maria were named Juan
That’s almost a three to Juan ratio.
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Christopher Columbus got lost
Because the directions weren't 'pacific
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Christopher Columbus is like...
...the person who comments “First” on a post even though they are not the first.
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Is it pure coincidence that in Spanish Christopher Columbus is called Colón?
Or was he given that name because he COLONised?
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How much oil did Christopher Columbus need to reach America?
3 Galleons.
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How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
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Son: When I grow up I want to be like Christopher Columbus.
Dad: An explorer? That’s great, son.
Son: No, I want to get lost, spread diseases, steal tobacco and still be celebrated.
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If Historical figures only had a Jewish Mother...
MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?"
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write."
MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "A ceiling you paint? No...
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Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
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Noah
Ever wondered what Noah did with all the animal shit on the Ark?
He shovelled it all overboard and then Christopher Columbus discovered it 2000 years later
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Two native Cubans are going for a stroll through the forest.
The first guy mentions that he didn’t finish his hunting quota in time for supper, and explains that if he doesn’t find something suitable soon, his wife is going to be very cross with him.
The second guy, recognizing his friend’s plight, offers to assist the first in his hunt but asks a favo...
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Got an email from an airline inviting me to"Discover America".
I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.
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Moms being Moms
*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...
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Man rules
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitc...
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