An elderly lady & her husband get pulled over by the cops for speeding near Lexington, Kentucky
Officer: “ma’am do you know why I pulled you over?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!!”
Lady to the cop: “OH. No!”
Officer: “well ma’am you were going well over the speed limit.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D ...
My cousin has two tickets for the 2019 SUPER BOWL
He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at Temple of God Church, in Lexington at 3pm. Bride’s name is Beth , she's 5'4, about 140 lbs,...
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The Gift of Friendship
Bob and Joe, old friends who haven’t seen each other in years, meet unexpectedly.
“Joe!” says Bob.
“Bob!” says Joe, “How are ya? It’s been years!”
“It sure has!” says Bob, “But listen, I’m in a rush right now. Why don’t you come to my place tomorrow and we’ll catch up?” <...