There is a sign on the door that says, "convert to Christianity and receive $100". One of them speaks up and says, "I'm going in." His friend says "you're really going to change religions for $100?" "A $100 is a $100, I'm doing it!" And he walks inside. A few minutes later he walks back out ...
What do you call a book club that's been reading the same book for years - and yet the members still have no clue as to what it's about?
An Evangelical Christian church.
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A young couple that tragically died in a car crash before they could get married meets up in heaven.
As they are walking one day silently discussing something, God happens to be walking by and overhears their whispers.
God: My children, why do I hear two young people in love quarreling, what could be the problem?
Guy: Well we were actually just on our way to you and we were arguing ab...