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Ecclesiastical Jokes

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A priest is out and about..

One day a priest is out and about in his city's downtown area and a working girl says to him "how about a blowjob, Father...only twenty bucks!" The priest replies "no, thank you, my child", but having led an ecclesiastical life, he didn't actually know what a blowjob was or why it would be worth twe...

How the Internet started according to the bible.

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto...

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