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Chinese New Year Jokes

I don't like these Chinese New Year celebrstions

They tend to Drag-on.

Happy Chinese New Year! Or as they say in China:

Happy New Year!

Why did China cancel Chinese New Years?

Everybody was kung-flu fighting.

Some friends are having a joint Burns Night and Chinese New Year Party this weekend

They're calling it Chinese Burns Night.

I wasn't going to go but they twisted my arm.

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