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Chewie Jokes

Why did Han Solo cry during his steak dinner?

Because it was Chewie.

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker

What is Luke short for?


A stormtrooper

Of course Chewie would get angry when he loses a game!

He makes Wookie mistakes!

What’s Han Solo’s favorite gum?

Big League Chewie

Happy Star Wars Day/Cinco de Mayo

Chewie today, Chuy tomorrow

What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?

Rebel Scrum

Han, Luke, Obi Wan and Chewie begin there journey to the Death Star aboard the Falcon...

... immediately Chewbacca begins to emit a low, growling whisper - clearly trying to indicate something to his shipmates

Obi Wan: I can't hear a word he's saying
Luke: Yeah, Han, can't you tell your friend to speak up a bit?

Han: Sorry guys.. thats just how the Wookie mumbles

My wife cuddled up to me and said ‘Be my Han Solo.’

Now she’s not talking to me, cause I said ‘OK, Chewie.’

What's the worst part about eating a tiny Wookie?

It's a little chewie.

What was Han Solo's reaction after eating a Momo?

Hmm... Chewie.

Han Solo goes to a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asked how tender he’d like his steak to be.

Han said “Make it Chewie.”

Why doesn't Darth Vader like to eat Ewoks?

He thinks they're a little Chewie.

As a kid, I once ate a Star Wars eraser...

It was a little Chewie.

What system was used to keep track of the Millennium Falcon's Library?

The Chewie-decimal system

Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste.

Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.

Anyone ever tried wookie steaks?

Apparently they're a bit chewie

Why doesn't anyone eat wookiee meat?

It's Chewie.

Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...

One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."

If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character...

...is it crunchy or Chewie?

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie.

(Edit: Wookiee***)

A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot....

....Chewie

BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars

Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.

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