Did you hear the urban legend about the creepy ghost that appears when you use artificial sweetener?
He's called Splendaman.
I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked...
MAID: -What would you like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: -Tea pls.
MAID: -Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?
ME: -Ceylon Tea pls.
MAID: -How do you want it, black or white?...
There was a very well liked guy named Jimmy, and had always aspired to be a pilot, just like his dad.
Unfortunately, life took many rough turns for him in high school; one night while driving late one night, his tire blew out and he lost his right eye. Having only half his vision, his dreams of being a pilot were crushed, and he didn't know what to do with his life.
Jimmy, now fitted with a b...
I always wanted to be a sugar daddy....
...turns out I only have the money for being some sort of artificial sweetener daddy.
I use to call my wife "my sweet"
She developed diabetes.. So now I call her "my sweetener"