An average Wookiee is 2.23-2.54 meters in height, weighs 100kg (female) or 150kg (male) and has a lifespan of 400 standard years

Those are Wookiee numbers

Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?

It was a Wookiee mistake.

What do you call a Wookiee with a nicotine addiction?

Chew to' bacca

Does anyone know what a Wookiee taste like?

I heard at that they might be Chewie.

My family had Wookiee steak for dinner.

It was fine, just a little chewy...

Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob?

He made a Wookiee mistake

How do Wookiees taste?

Chewie.

Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste.

Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.

Why did Chewbacca’s police force make so many mistakes?

They hired a bunch of Wookiees.

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

In the original Star Wars Peter Mayhew once had to redo a scene because he missed his cue.

It was a Wookiee mistake

RIP Peter.

Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

Chocolate Chip Wookiee

What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie.

(Edit: Wookiee***)

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