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Wookiee Jokes

I ate a baby wookiee the other day

It was a little chewy

I had small wookiee steak for dinner...

...it was a little chewie.

What did the anime character say to the wookiee when it ate too fast?

Chew, baka!

Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste.

Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.

Why doesn't anyone eat wookiee meat?

It's Chewie.

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

What would happen if you cut Chewbacca off in traffic?

He Wookiee your car!

An average Wookiee is 2.23-2.54 meters in height, weighs 100kg (female) or 150kg (male) and has a lifespan of 400 standard years

Those are Wookiee numbers

Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?

It was a Wookiee mistake.

Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob?

He made a Wookiee mistake

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the Empire's secrets...

Wookieeleaks

In the original Star Wars Peter Mayhew once had to redo a scene because he missed his cue.

It was a Wookiee mistake

RIP Peter.

Why did Chewbacca place last in the competition?

Because he’s just a Wookiee!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

Chocolate Chip Wookiee

What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie.

(Edit: Wookiee***)

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