what do you call a train carrying bubblegum ?

A chew chew train.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What sound does bubblegum make when it sneezes?

Chew

What is the common ground between an Ak-47 and bubblegum?

When you pull it out in class everybody wants to be your friend.

Why did the Bubblegum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to a chickens leg.

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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum

And I'm all outta ass.

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A female teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class.

Madam asked: 'Boy, what is your problem?'

The Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first grade - my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the...

What goes in your mouth hard and pink, but comes out soft and sticky?

Bubblegum!

I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?

Bubblegum.

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A profilactic check-up with the dermatologist at a coal mine.

In comes a miner, the doctor tells him to undress and peel back the skin of his penis.

"What's that bubblegum doing there", asked the doctor.

"Well, the mines are all sooty and dusty and that's the only clean place down there."

"What's with the second piece of bubble gum next to...

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Nuns see a naked man statue in the park!

So the man is about to have sex with his lady, he's naked and ready to go, when his lady says she has to have bubblegum. So he runs out butt-naked thru the park at night to the store, buys the gum, and is headed back thru the park when he sees three nuns coming. So he just stands on the side of the ...

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