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Bubblegum Jokes

Why did the Bubblegum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Credit goes to my 6 year old son who told me this just now.

What is the common ground between an Ak-47 and bubblegum?

When you pull it out in class everybody wants to be your friend.

What do you call a train eating bubblegum?

A chew-chew train

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What sound does bubblegum make when it sneezes?

Chew

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I'm here to kick and chew bubblegum

And I'm all outta .

Why did the Bubblegum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to a chickens leg.

What goes in your mouth hard and pink, but comes out soft and sticky?

Bubblegum!

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A female teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class.

Madam asked: 'Boy, what is your problem?'

The Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first grade - my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the...
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