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Alderaan Jokes

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns...

Then you’re looking in Alderaan places

Why wasn't Princess Leia married before she met Han Solo?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places

Why couldn't the married couple wait for their honeymoon on Alderaan?

It was gonna be a blast.

I want to find a girlfriend who's into Star Wars

I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer

If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him “Are we going the right way to Alderaan?”

He’d reply saying “Off course, we are”.

Why would someone need a Death Star?

For Alderaan reasons.

Did you know that Chewbacca's brother Pannubacca died when Princess Leia's home planet was destroyed?

Pannub, as his friends called him, had never had much luck with the ladies and was horribly shy due to his terribly crooked teeth. After years of loneliness Pannub decided to do something about his problem and flew to Leia's planet, which everyone knows was well known for their excellent orthodontis...

I asked Princess Leia for a list of her favorite bands...

It's Alderaan Duran

Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends & family?

She got involved with Alderaan people.

I didn't study for my Star Wars test..

So I'm getting Alderaan answers

Cringey star wars joke

Just thought of a cringey star wars joke while being unable to sleep

Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?

A- In Alderaan places

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