Why is Alderaan always right?

Because there is nothing left of it

I tried asking girls out at a Star Wars convention

I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't the married couple wait for their honeymoon on Alderaan?

It was gonna be a blast.

Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer

If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him “Are we going the right way to Alderaan?”

He’d reply saying “Off course, we are”.

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns...

Then you’re looking in Alderaan places

Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places.

I asked Princess Leia for a list of her favorite bands...

It's Alderaan Duran

Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends & family?

She got involved with Alderaan people.

Why would someone need a Death Star?

For Alderaan reasons.

My date with Leia didn't go well

I just said Alderaan things

Cringey star wars joke

Just thought of a cringey star wars joke while being unable to sleep

Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?

A- In Alderaan places

I didn't study for my Star Wars test..

So I'm getting Alderaan answers

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