How did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor?

Ewoked.

How did Luke make it across Endor after he crashed his speeder bike?

Ewoked.

What do the inhabitants of Endor use to cook their stir frys?

An Ewok

Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.

But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.

Why don't Ewoks yell inside?

Because they use their Endor voices!

Ewoks aren’t meant outside

They are Endor pets

My list of jokes

I told my sister not to stand near the trees in our back yard. I don’t know what it is they just seem shady.

How do you have a party in space, you planet.

Why can’t Ewoks shout in the house. They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon. Because she’ll ...

An Ewok was sitting at a bar...

all of a sudden he starts screaming!

The Bartender turns around and says, "Hey! Use your Endor voice!!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Do Ewoks shit in the woods?

No, they have Endor plumbing

How many woks would an ewok wash if ewoks could wash woks?

All of them,till the Endor time!

Why dont Ewoks ever get in trouble for yelling?

Because they use their Endor voice!

What did the teacher tell the Ewoks who were talking too loud?

You need to use your Endor voices.

What do you call a pet Ewok that stays inside?

An Endor pet

What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

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