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What is the difference between Tatooine and Hoth?

On Tatooine you can find Mos Eisley.
On Hoth you’ll find ice mostly.

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What did Han solo do on Hoth?

He kept Lukewarm

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Got locked out of my house on Hoth and had to sleep with my Tauntaun...

...was actually pretty comfy, my only complaint was that he was luke-warm.

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Why did the rebels lose at the hoth battle?

The terrain was inhothpitable.

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Have you heard about the terrorists from Hoth?

They call themselves Ice-IS!

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What's Han Solo's favorite snack?

Hoth pocket, Lukewarm.

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For being 75% hot...

...Hoth sure is pretty cold.

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Do you know what the internal temperature of a tauntaun is?

Luke warm

Seemed appropriate with all the Hoth stuff floating around.

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This may be controversial to most people, but i feel it must be said. I FULLY support flying the rebel flag.

How else are we supposed to show our support and remembrance of the battle of Hoth, and our willingness to topple the empire and bring peace to the galaxy?

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