Who's the Death Star's greatest country singer?

Darth Brooks.

Why would someone need a Death Star?

For Alderaan reasons.

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What do you call an Over powered Janitorial Storm Trooper at the Death Star?

A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

Why was the Death Star measured in miles?

Because they used Imperial units.

What website do you go to in order to find the plans to the Death Star?

Wookie Leaks

Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber.

It was a space in Vader.

How did they get from one floor of the Death Star to another?

In the elevader!

Who designed the Death Star?

Galen, erso I'm told.

Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star?

Because they had bad motivators...



Star Wars fans will get this one...

The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.

Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife.

Ella wasn’t great at conquering planets but she did make it easier to navigate the Death Star.

What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant?

"Sith floor pleaths"

The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes.

I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.

I came up with this a few years back.

Yo mommas’ so fat, the Death Star used her for target practice.

With the new Space Force I heard

America was building their very own Death Star...and the rebels are going to pay for it

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Two Stormtroopers are in a Space fight...

One female one male. the female decides to give the male a blowjob whle he shoots and chases after the rebels. As she unbuckled his pants she says "Is it true what they say about Stormtroopers?". "Yes" he says, as he misses all his shots and they die in the explosion of the Death Star.

Darth Vader...

Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.

He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.

Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space

Jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.

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