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Rebel Alliance Jokes

Why does the rebel alliance need multiple intergalactic smugglers to change their lightbulbs?

Many Hans make light work.

What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance?

Leia Princess!

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