What's the only good outcome of a barium swallow procedure?

All that G*rey Poupon.*

Rey: It’s not to late Kylo, come with me.

Kylo: Sorry Rey, but I’ve always Ben Solo

How amazing is that scene from The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float..

CGI Rocks!

How did Rey exit out of her glitching web browser?

Force quit.

Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby?

OB-Gyn Kenobi

Name Changes

Several hundred years ago a young hispanic boy was born. His mother wanted to give him a name deserving of her little king. Unfortunately, without medication and in pain she screamed when telling the nurse the name she picked. So instead of Prince, riIINS is what she heard and so Rins was his name. ...

TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world.

While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.

Why did Kylo Ren pick Nvidia over AMD?

Because it has better REY tracing....

I was driving down the motorway with my girlfriend

I was driving down the motorway with my girlfriend the other day and she piped up,

"I think those people in the car next to us are from another country"

"why is that?" I said

"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, 'stit rey su wohs'"

The way Star Wars should've ended. SPOILER

Old Lady- "What's your name?

"Rey"

"What's your surname?"


.....Long dramatic pause......


"Binks."

Fade to Black

What do you call an Eel which loves the new Star Wars trilogy?

A More-Rey Eel

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey.

Star Wars Joke...

If Finn hooks up with Rey...

He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something

If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII

Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.

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