In Star Wars Legends, Rey discovers an unusual force ability...
...this allows her to turn as dark as the night like a shadow and even become the shadows of others, useful for creeping up on enemies. The First Order Stormtroopers spoke about this amazing power having heard about it from a commanding officer Rey fought with the force. "Sir was spun around and kno...
How did Rey exit out of her glitching web browser?
Force quit.
How amazing is that scene from The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float..
CGI Rocks!
TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world.
While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.
What's the only good outcome of a barium swallow procedure?
All that G*rey Poupon.*
Why did Kylo Ren pick Nvidia over AMD?
Because it has better REY tracing....
What do you call an Eel which loves the new Star Wars trilogy?
A More-Rey Eel
The way Star Wars should've ended. SPOILER
Old Lady- "What's your name?
"Rey"
"What's your surname?"
.....Long dramatic pause......
"Binks."
Fade to Black
Star Wars Joke...
If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something
Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
Llama Del Rey.
I was driving down the motorway with my blonde girlfriend the other day and she said,
"I think those people in the car next to us are from another country" "why is that?" I said "Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, 'stit rey su wohs'"
Name Changes
Several hundred years ago a young hispanic boy was born. His mother wanted to give him a name deserving of her little king. Unfortunately, without medication and in pain she screamed when telling the nurse the name she picked. So instead of Prince, riIINS is what she heard and so Rins was his name. ...
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