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Scoutmaster Jokes

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A scoutmaster and his girlfriend go hiking in the woods...

They take a break in a rocky clearing with odd writing. After a while, they get frisky, and decide to play a little game called hide the sausage. They look around for people even though they’re in the middle of nowhere. It seems all clear and they go for it. Little did they know, they were in the mi...

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Scoutmaster

Dear Dad & Mom,

Our scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 Sleeping bags got washed away.

Luckily, none of us got drowned because we we're all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happen...

A rugby player turns up at A&E with a discolated shoulder

A doctor and a couple of burly assistants are trying to wrestle it back into place and the rugby player is letting them know how uncomfortable the entire procedure is. After a while a passing matron leans in and says "Really, sir, there's a young lady having a baby just down the corridor and she's n...

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