A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich
Barman: You’re a duck and you can talk?!
Duck: Quite observant I see, Don’t worry I can pay.
Barman: I’m terribly sorry if I offended you, might I ask, what brings you to a bar like this?
Duck: If you must know, I work on the construction site across the road, if you don’t mind ...
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A burly sailor gets brought into an infirmary staffed by a bunch of postulate nuns, girls barely 18 preparing to become full nuns, and of course, supervised by a few gruff looking nuns.
Being good Catholics in a small Newfoundland seaside town, such oddities rarely found their way to their f...
A duck walks into a pub
and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck"
"I see you're eyes are working" replies the duck.
"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
"I see you're ears are working" says the duck, "now can I have my beer and my sandwich ...
A feghoot by Isaac Asimov.
"Feghoot watched with interest as a husband and wife were brought in, charged with disturbing the peace. During a religious observation, when for twenty minutes the congregation was supposed to maintain silence, while concentrating on their sins and visualizing them as melting away, the woman had su...