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Chats Jokes

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A guy chats with his milkman during the weekly daily delivery.

"You should've seen yesterday's party, it was great. There was me, my wife and many couples in the neighborhood. By the end we were completely hammered."

"Oh yeah? How did it go?" The milkman inquires.

"Well, we got so drunk that we got the idea for a little game. The men went into ano...

Trump chats with russians

Trump: Hey Russia, have you heard about rigma?

Russia: No, what’s rigma?

Trump: RIGMA ELECTION

video game chats are like this sometimes

Player 1: Hello how is your day today?

Player 1: wassdwwwawada

Player 2: good, you?

Player 2: wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaa wdaww aw

What do group chats and Xbox controllers have in common?

They both ware out in 2 weeks dammit!

Android group chats be like

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This guy walks into a quiet bar.

He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand, and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender. The bartender is experienced, and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They...

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What's fake, chats shit, riles up his neighbours and has the strongest army ever seen?

Gandhi from civilisation 3.

A man is leaving the sperm bank at which he just donated and chats with the receptionist...

Man: “Have a good day! And thanks again for that glass of milk earlier!”

Receptionist: “Wait wait wait... what milk?”

M: “The glass of milk that was sitting on your counter”

R: “Oh no... you drank the last of my milk”

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After a night at a singles bar, a man in his late 60's chats up two girls in their 20's, and talks them into a three way at his place the following evening (NSFW)

The next day, the pressure of satisfying two, substantially younger women begins to weigh on him. He goes to local pharmacy, and after some discussion, the old playboy heads home with a box of viagra.



The next day, he returns.

"I think I need your help again" he says to the ph...

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