NSFW : Two old ladies are sat having a natter on a park bench
when all of a sudden a pervert comes round the corner, grins, opens his trench coat and flashes his massive boner at them. One of the ladies has a stroke, the other one quickly shouts ”me next”
Thesaurus Club
First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
A horse is in the pub having a few drinks...
... when he spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter".
Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything"....
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