Cafe Chit Chat

At a local cafe, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a T...

A Texan cattle rancher was in New Zealand

and visited a local pub in a sheep farming area of the South Island. He struck up a conversation with a sheep farmer in the pub. After a bit of chit chat, the Texan asked the Kiwi a question. The conversation went thus:

Texan - “So, how long does it take you to go from one end of your farm to...

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A man and his wife go on a date to a new restaurant...

They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on the floor. "Whoops" he says and turns to the waiter "I'm terribly sorry but could I have another..." the waiter whips a fresh spoon out of his top ...

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A new recruit turns up to the remote outpost.

He meets Tom the only other person there and after a bit of chit chat he asks what they do around there to release sexual tension and female companionship. Tom take the new recruit around the corner and points to an old battered donkey.

“That’s Betty she’s not much to look at and it can be a ...

two blondes...

...are chit chatting.
"I slept with a Brazillian!"
"Wow, how many is that?"

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