So I'm gathering my ingredients and as I approach the leafy items in produce there are two blue hairs gabbing right in front of the leeks.
I pause politely while wide balling the ladies with gaping eyes.
"Uh, pardon me ladies but I must take a leek."
First Rule of Thesaurus Club:
You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.
A man went to a doctor, and said he wanted to be able to get a job at the local Post Office, but unfortunately he was too smart.
The doctor asked him his IQ, and when he gave a three-digit reply, the doctor told him that the procedure would have to involve the removal of over half of his bra...
Whose going to know?
There was a pastor at a local church who loved to golf, he would try to golf as much as possible whenever he could. He would always watch out for the weather to check if there were any days for golfing.
Now, it so happened that one of the days was the coming Sunday. So, the pastor called in s...
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I had a childhood friend who had a speech impediment
Needless to say, I kick ass at Mad Gab