Certainties Jokes - 4 Hilarious Certainties Jokes

There are three certainties in life:

Death, taxes, and Halloween candy assortments will always include one candy that ruins the bag.

Most people will say there are two certainties in life; deaths and taxes. But I found another certainty.

Eye floaties.

There are three certainties in life. Death, taxes...

...and the fact that the object in front of you causes cancer in the state of California.

really old joke based off a video game from the 90's

What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later

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