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Reliability Jokes

Two reddit reliability engineers walk into a bar

They should probably come back now

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Someone asked me, “If 2020 was a car, what would it be?”

I told them, “It would be a BMW. It looked real cool at first, but the reliability turned out to be pretty shit, and whoever’s driving is a total asshole.”

The President of the U.S. receives a call from the Treasury Department.

-Madam President, we are upgrading the vaults where we keep the gold reserve. Three designs are finalists, but you need to select the one we will use.

-What are the options?

-The first one is a made of reinforced concrete surrounding a steel cage with a nickel content of 8%. The second...

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A CIA superspy assasin retires...

... So the agency posts an ad on Craigslist to fill the position. After a while, the field is narrowed down to just three well qualified applicants. They're flown to Langley to interview.

The first candidate is Major Ron L Lubbold: Army Ranger, a 15 year veteran of 6 combat deployments and ov...

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