It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they’re going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

Why do wolves howl at the moon?

Cause they don’t know how to use cellphones.

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A recent study shows that 60% of people use their cellphones to cheat on their partners.

The remaining 40% prefer to use their penis.

How do cells communicate with each other?

Cellphones!

How are children like cellphones?

If you’ve lost one and haven’t found it in a couple days, chances are it’s probably dead.

Dropped some rice in water

so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out

A man was searching for a specific pizza

A man was searching for a specific kind of pizza. He wanted to have a pizza that was folded in half before baking.
He searched for such a pizza around the world, until finally he heard of a pizzeria that served such pizzas, the pizzeria was located near a huge radio telescope.
Due to the r...

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An awesome performance

*This is a local joke with a specific humor attached, but i hope someone finds this funny. Also, my english is bad, so apologies for that in advance.*

Once upon a time, there was this small town which somehow had a circus. It was nothing special until one day, when people woke up to advertism...

Four college guys wanted to go on a trip but they would be late for an exam...

Four college guys wanted to go on a trip but they would be late for an important exam.
They decided they would go and make up a sob story to the professor when they were back. So they went on with the trip and came back late for the exam as expected.
Since they had a bunch of pictures on s...

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