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Ringtone Jokes

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I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

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My wife just walked in on me bleaching my asshole and screamed “what the hell are you doing?!!”

I mean, she’s the one that told me I needed to change my ringtone.

What's your ringtone, peeps?

Mine's brown, like everybody else's!

I found an interesting tune for my ringtone!

But nobody calls me.

I have my ringtone set to WAP everytime a woman calls me

How does the song go again?

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got?"


Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

I had the Funeral March set as the ringtone for when my mother-in-law rang my phone.

It worked seamlessly until she rang me by mistake when she was in our house.

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I've got a new ringtone.

This anal bleaching is rather good.

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I changed the ringtone for my Ex-wife to an old modem dialup sound

Nostalgic, brings great memories but Holy Hell I don't want that 52Kbps piece of shit back in my life.

I set one of my best friends ringtone to Never gonna give you up so every time he calls me I get rickrolled.

I haven’t been rickrolled in 3 months.

A survey has found that majority of women assign a certain ringtone for their partner.

Men do that too. It's called silent.

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To my surprise, my girlfriend had some anal bleaching done.

All I asked was for her to change her ringtone.

My friend called me in church and I was so embarrassed

My ringtone is highway to hell

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You can get your asshole bleached

And just tell people you changed your ringtone.

How to fall out of love with an ex-girlfriend?

Set her voice as your alarm-clock ringtone.

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What does a chameleon bum and a cellphone have in common?

They can change the ringtone.

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I never enjoyed the term "anal bleaching".

I prefer to call it "changing my ringtone".

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My wife likes to talk to me after sex...

It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything.

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A chinese , an american, and a belgian sit in a pool.

All of a sudden they hear a ringtone and the american starts talking in the palm of his hand. ''I have a build in telephone chip in my hand, so we Americans don't even need phones anymore!"

A few minutes later they hear another ringtone, only this time it is the Chinese man who starts talking...

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