I set one of my best friends ringtone to Never gonna give you up so every time he calls me I get rickrolled.

I haven’t been rickrolled in 3 months.

I had the Funeral March set as the ringtone for when my mother-in-law rang my phone.

It worked seamlessly until she rang me by mistake when she was in our house.

I have my ringtone set to WAP everytime a woman calls me

How does the song go again?

I found an interesting tune for my ringtone!

But nobody calls me.

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I never enjoyed the term "anal bleaching".

I prefer to call it "changing my ringtone".

What's your ringtone, peeps?

Mine's brown, like everybody else's!

My friend called me in church and I was so embarrassed

My ringtone is highway to hell

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I changed the ringtone for my Ex-wife to an old modem dialup sound

Nostalgic, brings great memories but Holy Hell I don't want that 52Kbps piece of shit back in my life.

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I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

My iPhone screen went black but I can still hear my ringtone and answer phone calls

It's just an earPhone now.

A survey has found that majority of women assign a certain ringtone for their partner.

Men do that too. It's called silent.

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got?"


Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

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I've got a new ringtone.

This anal bleaching is rather good.

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You can get your asshole bleached

And just tell people you changed your ringtone.

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To my surprise, my girlfriend had some anal bleaching done.

All I asked was for her to change her ringtone.

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My girlfriend likes to get her anus bleached or I like to put it,

Change her ringtone.

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What does a chameleon bum and a cellphone have in common?

They can change the ringtone.

How to fall out of love with an ex-girlfriend?

Set her voice as your alarm-clock ringtone.

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My wife likes to talk to me after sex...

It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything.

Loose Motions Very Funny Joke

Roger went to a doctor to get the solution of loose motions..
Doctor:Tell me, what is your problem??
Roger:Suffering from unlimited outgoing with different different ringtones....:-).

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A chinese , an american, and a belgian sit in a pool.

All of a sudden they hear a ringtone and the american starts talking in the palm of his hand. ''I have a build in telephone chip in my hand, so we Americans don't even need phones anymore!"

A few minutes later they hear another ringtone, only this time it is the Chinese man who starts talking...

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