My wife asked me if I love her and I told her that my heart is like my phone and she is the Sim card. She was impressed
but I didn't tell her that my phone has dual Sim
I’m giving out my personal credit card info to anyone that wants it
It’s several shades of blue, very thin, about 3” long and 2” tall with these little raised numbers and letters on it, it has what looks like a SIM card on one end, a WiFi symbol looking thingy on the front, it has a bunch of tiny words and some additional numbers on the back with a solid black secti...
A phone rings - Hi, this is NSA.
Hi, yeah I know.
You do? How?
Well you are calling a phone that has no SIM card or battery in it.
^((Translated from Russian, I don't think much is lost by replacing FSB))
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