Wifi Jokes

Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"

A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.

He asks for the WiFi password.

The bartender replies: “You need to buy a drink first.”

The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, “what’s the WiFi password?”

The bartender answers: “Y... read more

USER: What's the wifi password?

TECH: fourwordsalluppercase

USER: [typing] FOUR WORDS ALL UPPERCASE

TECH: No. It's one word, all lowercase.

USER: [typing] onewordalllowercase

TECH: [screaming] NO, it's "fourwordsalluppercase"! ONE WORD, ALL LOWERCASE!!!

Elon : Tom

So when someone asks you, tell them it's 12345678

The bar tender replies "You have to buy a drink first"
So the man buys a Coke.
"Ok now what's the WiFi password?"
The bar tender replies "you have to buy a drink first, all lower case, no spaces"

you're not allowed to ask for their SS ID...

I think the best I've come across are;

1. Drop it like it's hotspot

2. The Promised LAN

3. Wu Tang LAN

4. Chance the Router

5. Winternet is coming

6. A LAN time ago

7. I believe Wi can Fi

8. Vladamir Routin

9. That's what she SSID
... read more

The WiFi at home has been broken all weekend so I had to talk to the wife...

To my surprise, I learnt that she no longer works at Woolworths.

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

Edit2: I can make a whole wordlist with all the password in here 😁.

Any capitals?

Yeah, three.

"Its snowwhiteandthesevendwarves"

"Oh, why is it very long?"

"Here said I need eight characters."

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

1forest1

cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting

The reception was fantastic!

1Forrest1

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What’s the WiFi password?"

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molso... read more

In related news, …I have a stream today.

"Have some respect for the dead!" he said

I replied "Is that all lower case?"

He went data way.

love her.

So you can irritate people.

PS: Is it repost if it's your own post/comment?

To get the latest Java updates

None, you never know how many people used it before you and sometimes it refuses to work with your device for no reason.

Internyet

I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.

whenever I click 'Show Password' nothing shows up.

That way I can say "the password is one two, three four, five six"

... too bad they only produce oxygen.

He uses æthernet

So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.

123pho5

Just think about how many dead routers there are out there!

fourwordsalluppercase

Now I have stable wifi

No Connection.

As any self-loathing individual would do he calls up his service provider who tell him that they’ll have someone look at the router at 10am the next day.

“Odd, this seems like good customer service” he thought to himself. The next morning he wakes up, grabs a cup of coffee and waits, 10am lea... read more

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:

"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. ... read more

Connected, but not able to perform many vital actions.

Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.

Today I went to the restaurant.
I saw there is WIFI service.
So I ask for the password.
The waitress told me eat first.
So I place my orders.
After eating I ask again for the password and again she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, again I order black coffee.
After drink... read more

Hello miss flight attendant, the elderly man said

I am sorry to bother you, but the internet is dead

Sir, don't you worry, the internet's not slain

You have to understand, there's no WiFi on a plane

'Yes 'mam, I know my stuff, he angrily yelled aloud

Being high up ... read more

I hear doctors cleared her to go to weddings but she has to stay away from the reception.

You could say we have a strong connection.

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are... read more

Waiter : "Smile first."

Me : *smile*

Waiter : "......Smile first. No space."





**I found this on Twitter but the original joke isn't in English.

Ken he log in?

You have to router

Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was.

The priest is shocked and asks the boy "Have you no respect for the dead?"

The boy hears the priests and responds, "Is that uppercase or lowercase?"

so I could forget her.

...and drive to this dude's place on the other side of the town and go to stand on his porch to see if the wifi connects

but it only works in the hotspots.

...be a LAN down under?

I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it.

It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing.

Turns out the password was "sorrysirwedonthavewifi"

It's great at tanking during pivotal moments.

Cause they don’t want to deal with an invisible power that actually works


Not original, a friend told it to me years ago.

Because Jesus WEPt.

In your office.

But they didn't, I couldn't connect to the promised LAN.

So I bought a beer, asked for the password, same answer.

Only one of them do you *want* to go down on you.

Mars Bars

Because there aren't any grills on the internet.

'Hi Ping' is probably there somewhere.

Router Limits!