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Two days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can"

Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"

X Æ A-12 : What's the WiFi password?

Elon : Tom

My wifi password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, it’s: one two three four five six seven eight

A man walks into a pub and asks the bar tender for the WiFi password.

The bar tender replies "You have to buy a drink first"
So the man buys a Coke.
"Ok now what's the WiFi password?"
The bar tender replies "you have to buy a drink first, all lower case, no spaces"

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888..

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Two wifi antennas got married last Thursday.

The reception was fantastic!

The WiFi is broken

The WiFi at home has been broken all weekend so I had to talk to the wife...

To my surprise, I learnt that she no longer works at Woolworths.

Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: "You need to buy a drink first". No spaces, all lowercase.

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

Edit2: I can make a whole wordlist with all the password in here 😁.

Why don't churches have wifi?

They don’t wanna compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Every date I’ve ever had has been like my WiFi signal.

No Connection.

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I named my WiFi network after my wife.

They’re both super temperamental, and seem to have an issue with me streaming porn to the bedroom.

A man needs WiFi at the local pub.

A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.

He asks for the WiFi password.

The bartender replies: “You need to buy a drink first.”

The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, “what’s the WiFi password?”

The bartender answers: “Y...

Worst wifi password ever.

USER: What's the wifi password?

TECH: fourwordsalluppercase

USER: [typing] FOUR WORDS ALL UPPERCASE

TECH: No. It's one word, all lowercase.

USER: [typing] onewordalllowercase

TECH: [screaming] NO, it's "fourwordsalluppercase"! ONE WORD, ALL LOWERCASE!!!

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I went to a pub and ordered a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi code.

"Oh no," he said, "there's no wifi in here; people used to sit talking in pubs about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot - now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see; therefore, no wifi in this pub."

"You know what?" I replied, "You're right!" an...

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Which WiFi network do redditors use?

Virgin media

What do you call a dog with Wifi?

A hotspot.

If you ever want to call a family meeting...

Just turn off the WIFI router and wait in the room in which it is located.

I'm gonna marry my wifi

so it will stop going down on me

A man who is riddled with guilt confesses in a sms message to his next-door neighbor.

A man who is riddled with guilt confesses in a sms message to his next-door neighbor.

Dear neighbor, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife for some time now. It's been so good I have not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it's ...

Why should u buy a WiFi enabled espresso machine?

To get the latest Java updates

Why does Doctor Strange never have WiFi issues?

He uses æthernet

What is the differenece between public wifi and your wife?

None, you never know how many people used it before you and sometimes it refuses to work with your device for no reason.

My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos.

I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.

Of course Ghosts have WiFi by now

Just think about how many dead routers there are out there!

What do you call it when a russians wifi fails?

Internyet

Where did the Wifi router go?

He went data way.

girl are u my neighbor's wifi?

cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting

A teenager at a funeral asks the priest for the wifi password.

The priest is shocked and asks the boy "Have you no respect for the dead?"

The boy hears the priests and responds, "Is that uppercase or lowercase?"

Did you hear about the woman who is allergic to WIFI?

I hear doctors cleared her to go to weddings but she has to stay away from the reception.

What’s the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop?

123pho5

What is Forrest Gump's wifi password?

1Forrest1

If plants had wifi, we'd be planting them everywhere!

Too bad they only make the oxygen we need to live.

A man is having issues with his wifi

As any self-loathing individual would do he calls up his service provider who tell him that they’ll have someone look at the router at 10am the next day.

“Odd, this seems like good customer service” he thought to himself. The next morning he wakes up, grabs a cup of coffee and waits, 10am lea...

Set your wifi password to idontknowit

So you can irritate people.

PS: Is it repost if it's your own post/comment?

I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password

"Have some respect for the dead!" he said

I replied "Is that all lower case?"

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I like my sex just like my wifi..

I like my sex just like my wifi,
slow and unprotected.

Wifi password

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What’s the WiFi password?"

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molso...

I’m giving out my personal credit card info to anyone that wants it

It’s several shades of blue, very thin, about 3” long and 2” tall with these little raised numbers and letters on it, it has what looks like a SIM card on one end, a WiFi symbol looking thingy on the front, it has a bunch of tiny words and some additional numbers on the back with a solid black secti...

Bad wifi is like a partial decapitation

Connected, but not able to perform many vital actions.

Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge"

So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.

Tell my WiFi

love her.

I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI

You could say we have a strong connection.

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Starbucks announced they will soon block porn websites from their public access Wifi

Good thing all I need is that two-tailed mermaid.

I once had a very annoying conversation with a waiter in a restaurant about the wifi.

Turns out the password was "sorrysirwedonthavewifi"

An even BETTER wifi password

fourwordsalluppercase

The WiFi was down in the morning.

Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.

How do you take a WiFi back home?

You have to router

If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password...

Ken he log in?

I wish my ex was a WiFi network

so I could forget her.

What’s the worst place to ask for the plane’s WiFi password?

In your office.

Me : "What's the WiFi password?"

Waiter : "Smile first."

Me : *smile*

Waiter : "......Smile first. No space."





**I found this on Twitter but the original joke isn't in English.

I just want the wifi password...

Today I went to the restaurant.
I saw there is WIFI service.
So I ask for the password.
The waitress told me eat first.
So I place my orders.
After eating I ask again for the password and again she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, again I order black coffee.
After drink...

Neighbour pased away last week. My friend and I went to a gathering held by the family of the deceased lady, to share our condolences. After a while standing, my friend whispers "what is the WiFi password?". I give her a severe look: "Have some respect, we're at a funeral!!!"

"With no spaces?"

A router and a modem got married.....

They where pronounced husbandwith and WiFi

A man receives a message from a neighbour.

"Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies." The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to the hospital

The next day ...

Today i found out that Hell has the best WIFI

but it only works in the hotspots.

You know why churches dont have wifi?

Cause they don’t want to deal with an invisible power that actually works


Not original, a friend told it to me years ago.

My Cat Wifi

So I bought one of those 'cat detector' things for around the collar only the battery needs to be charged every two days. I didn't like the idea of taking the GPS thing off for it to charge so I rigged it so that it is plugged in while still attached to the collar of my cat. I put her bed near the p...

I suggested to my WiFi that it should main Reinhardt on Overwatch

It's great at tanking during pivotal moments.

The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi

I went to a sermon because they said they had free wifi.

But they didn't, I couldn't connect to the promised LAN.

Almost everybody I know, has a secured WiFi but a blank WiFi password.

whenever I click 'Show Password' nothing shows up.

I was suspicious or my girlffriend cheating on me with this guy from her gym. So i pick up her phone at night when she's sleeping ..

...and drive to this dude's place on the other side of the town and go to stand on his porch to see if the wifi connects

I went to a pub, and the wifi password was 'youhavetobuyabeerfirst'

So I bought a beer, asked for the password, same answer.

WiFi on the plane

Hello miss flight attendant, the elderly man said

I am sorry to bother you, but the internet is dead

Sir, don't you worry, the internet's not slain

You have to understand, there's no WiFi on a plane

'Yes 'mam, I know my stuff, he angrily yelled aloud

Being high up ...

Would an Australian WiFi network...

...be a LAN down under?

I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi

It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing.

I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend.

I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it.

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Wifi

A man hears his neighbors having sex very night, so In a fit of passive aggressiveness, he changes the name of his wifi network to "Icanhearyouhavingsex".

The next day when he goes to sign on to his wifi, he sees another network labeled "Wecanhearyounothavingsex"

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

So my WiFi stopped working for 2 hours today...

...Apparently I found out my parents aren't so bad after all

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La Tonga (NSFW)

Once upon a time there were two explorers, John Smith and James errmm..Smith ,doing what they did best....exploring. After 2 weeks of sailing they came to shore on what looked like a deserted island.

Hopping off, they eagerly went on a trek through the beautiful tropical forest before them. ...

What's the difference between your wife and your wifi network?

Only one of them do you *want* to go down on you.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

WiFi

Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was.

Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ...

... and suddenly I have a stream.

Why was the computer nerd sad that there weren't any barbecues with wifi?

Because there aren't any grills on the internet.

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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