What does Pac-Man put on his tacos

Guacauacauacauacauacauacamole

Got my friend a cake in the shape of pac man...

At least that’s what I told him when he saw what it looked like

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Ms. Pac Man is the biggest hoe in history

For 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies.

Pac man found out Mrs. Pac man was cheating on him.

He decided to ghost her in response.

What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

2 pac of eminems for 50 cents?

Man thats ludacris!

What do you call pac-man when he’s helping you with your garden?

A weed-wakawaka

I’ll see myself out

What did Atari say to Sega when he moved out of his house? “I gotta pac - man”

Come to think of it, Miss Pac-Man is a lot like my mother.

She guzzles down loads of pills and then gets killed by ghosts.

How does pac-man exercise?

He WALKa-WALKa-WALKas

If video games were really bad for you, then the entire Pac-man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems

Oh wait.

Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together?

Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!

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At Pac-Man's house ...

- What are we going to eat today?

- ...........

- Fuck yeah!!

What would pac-man do if he had legs?

Walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk

I asked 25 Pac-people what their favorite pan is and the results were overwhelming...

1) A wok

2) A wok

3) A wok

4) A wok

5) A wok

6) A wok

7) A wok

8) A wok

9) A wok

10) A wok

11) A wok

12) A wok

13) A wok

14) A wok

15) A wok

16) A wok

17) A wok

18) A wok

19)...

Google Doodles

Four people are sitting at a bar. A native American, a trucker, a business woman, and a google employee walks up to these people, and asks them:

“Do any of you know of an important problem facing our society? If so, then we can make a doodle of it and put it on our search homepage to raise aw...

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Who’s the biggest prostitute in history?

For 25 cents Ms Pac-Man would eat balls until she DIED

Today I bought some frozen waffles, and it said "2 packs inside"

I knew he wasn't dead.

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Once upon a time there was a Cheerio.

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This Cheerio dreamed of going to Perfect Cheerio Land, where only the best Cheerios lived. In Perfect Cheerio Land, there was everything a little Cheerio’s heart desired.

One day, when Cheerio woke up, an angel cheerio was at the foot of his bed. The angel said, “I am here to ta...

Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.

Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?

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Voice activated radio.

I just bought a voice activated stereo for my car. Whatever genre of music you say, it will play the most popular artist from that genre of all time.


I told my radio "Rap"

2 Pac started playing on the stereo.

I then told my stereo "Heavy Metal"

It blared Metallica...

What is Hillary Clinton's favorite arcade game?

PAC-Man.

Why didn't death row records go to Disneyland for their holiday outing?

Because it was too pac'd.

Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally?

There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd.

I killed a man a few thousand times

His name was Pac

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