Pac Jokes - 20 Hilarious Pac Jokes

What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

What is PAC Man’s favorite country to visit?

Viet nam nam nam nam nam nam nam

My dad got me a PacMan shaped cake for my birthday.

At least, that’s his explanation for the shape.

Pac man found out Mrs. Pac man was cheating on him.

He decided to ghost her in response.

What does Pac-Man put on his tacos

Guacauacauacauacauacauacamole

How does pac-man exercise?

He WALKa-WALKa-WALKas

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At Pac-Man's house ...

- What are we going to eat today?

- ...........

- yeah!!

If video games were really bad for you, then the entire Pac-man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems

Oh wait.

I got my friend a cake in the shape of Pac Man

At least that's what I told him when he saw it.

2 pac of eminems for 50 cents?

Man thats ludacris!

Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together?

Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!

What would pac-man do if he had legs?

Walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk

I’ll see myself out

What did Atari say to Sega when he moved out of his house? “I gotta pac - man”

I asked 25 Pac-people what their favorite pan is and the results were overwhelming...

1) A wok

2) A wok

3) A wok

4) A wok

5) A wok

6) A wok

7) A wok

8) A wok

9) A wok

10) A wok

11) A wok

12) A wok

13) A wok

14) A wok

15) A wok

16) A wok

17) A wok

18) A wok

19)...

Today I bought some frozen waffles, and it said "2 packs inside"

I knew he wasn't dead.

Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.

Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?

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Once upon a time there was a Cheerio.

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This Cheerio dreamed of going to Perfect Cheerio Land, where only the best Cheerios lived. In Perfect Cheerio Land, there was everything a little Cheerio’s heart desired.

One day, when Cheerio woke up, an angel cheerio was at the foot of his bed. The angel said, “I am here to ta...

Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally?

There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd.

Why didn't death row records go to Disneyland for their holiday outing?

Because it was too pac'd.

Google Doodles

Four people are sitting at a bar. A native American, a trucker, a business woman, and a google employee walks up to these people, and asks them:

“Do any of you know of an important problem facing our society? If so, then we can make a doodle of it and put it on our search homepage to raise aw...

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