Pasta joke: what sauce contains tomato, garlic, olives, capers, anchovies and a despotic lunatic?
Putinesca
I don’t get why everybody is hating on Dom Capers
It’s not like he’s able to defend himself
I’ve got too much thyme on my hands
My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...
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Clever Monkey and the Mighty Lion
One day, Clever Monkey was swinging through the canopy, leaping with great agility from branch to vine. Watch him as he swings and capers, the joy in his eyes, his monkey smile. Surely he was the fastest, smartest and perhaps the HAPPIEST of all the animals in the Kingdom.
As he capered abo...
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