Sorry, I don't know why I'm being so whiny this morning.
Did you know Pinot Noir is actually spelled Pinot Noi?
There's technically Noir.
What do you call red wine in prison?
Penal Noir
My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir
Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste
Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire.
Three blondes walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would have saw it.
I want to write a neo noir gangster film featuring Tom Waits just so I can use this line :
"Tom waits. I don't."
*shoots the guy*
A Joke Translated from French
An elderly American couple is on holiday in France when the wife dies suddenly. The man is heart-broken but he knows that his wife, who loved France, would want to be buried there. He begins making arrangements to have her buried when he realises he has nothing to wear. He seeks out the hotel's c...
Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
I'm looking for a joke
I heard a monologue once on the radio here in the UK.
The monologue is in a film noir style and I'm pretty sure it starts with "I was working on a case. I was working on a case because I couldn't afford a desk" and has other lines such as "A tall Blonde walked past the window, I knew she was ...
Tips for inner peace
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot Noir, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Ba...
Father O’Brien was driving home after lunch when a policeman pulled him over ...
Father O’Brien was driving home after lunch when a policeman pulled him over. “What have you been drinking?” asked the cop. “Only water,” replied the priest. “Then what’s that next to you?” said the policeman, pointing to the half-empty bottle of pinot noir in the passenger seat.
“Good Lord!...
Une blague en Français - For french people only
Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.
Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.
Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (l...
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