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Calendars Jokes

My friend losr his job making calendars.

He took to many days off.

“Sir! They tampered with the calendars!”

“When?”
“Tomorrow”

Every year, I’m amazed that advent calendars continue to sell out.

I thought their days were numbered.

Calendars are becoming obsolete.

In fact, I think their days are numbered.

What’s the difference between a calendar and a average Redditor?

Calendars have dates

Invisible calendars...

... that's something you don't see every day.

There was a man who hated calendars

He said to the public: if you have a calendar, your days are numbered

A stationery store was broken into. Box files, wall calendars and appointment diaries were stolen.

Police suspect highly organised crime.

Two calendars fell in love with each other

They went on a lot of dates

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When I was poor I had to use old calendars to wipe my arse.

Now those days are behind me.

Utah Geologic Survey was advertising landscape calendars for the upcoming holidays...

...and said, "Hurry before they run out!"

What, the national monuments or the calendars?

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