...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head.
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Joke in real life
DISCLAIMER: THIS JOKE SUCKS BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME EARLIER TODAY
I'm currently in hospital being treated for a pulmonary embolism and the doctor ordered a echocardiogram for me.
When I was getting my heart looked at, it was the only place I've been in hospital playing music. Really coo...
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My dad's dad joke a few moments ago
My dad is a Navy Vietnam vet who is about to be a retired GM electrical engineer. He is retiring against his will because he has had three strokes, colon cancer, a pulmonary embolism, necrotic esophagus, renal failure, pneumonia, basically a medical shitstorm and he survived it all. In the process, ...
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It's a busy day at the gates of heaven...
... bombings, cancer, shark attacks—the line at the pearly gates is never short. Old St. Peter, fatigued by his endless service, decides to take the afternoon off for some well deserved R&R. However, after shooing the new arrivals off to limbo for the evening, three men remain in line to enter H...
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