This American golf fanatic always dreamed of playing at st. Andrews, and finally got the chance.
Going with his wife, they teed off and he proceeded to play the best game of his life.
After 9 holes, he was 5 strokes under par, and was on cloud nine.
On the back nine, he start...
My favorite Engineering Joke (Thinking like an engineer)
A threesome is playing golf on a very nice golf course; a preacher, a doctor and an engineer. They're moving along really slow because the foursome in front of them is playing too slow. They catch up to one of the caddies from the foursome and ask him, "Hey can we play through?"
The caddie ...
A guy goes to his local golf course...
The club pro asks him if he wants to try out one of their experimental new robot caddies...on the house.
"Sure, why not?" the man says.
He returns after playing 18 holes and raves to the club pro about the caddy. The robot gave him swing tips throughout the round and always chose the ...
An engineer, a doctor and a priest were playing golf.
A foursome was playing ahead of them and each man had his own personal ball spotter lining them up and then taking them to their ball.
The game was moving extremely slow and the men were starting to become annoyed.
The head golf pro showed up to see how the men were doing. The priest...
A guy goes to a public golf course.
He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.”
The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this: We just received 8 shiney brand ...
A businessman went to a golf club.
A businessman went to a golf club he frequented every weekend. When he tried to hire a caddy, the manager told him that they no longer had any to hire.
"Well then," said the man, "What am I supposed to do without a caddy?"
The manager politely informed him that all of the caddies had b...
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My Dad sent me this email titled "Politically Correct Jokes"
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers ....... So I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy
My girlfriend sa...
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