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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Frank, Ron, and Steve, all avid golfers, die and meet Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates…

Saint Peter says “Behind these gates is the most beautiful golf course you could ever imagine, all you need is a set of clubs.”

Saint Peter turns to Frank and asks, “How many times did you cheat on your spouse?” Frank, ashamed of himself, answers “About a dozen times.”

“Tsk tsk” mumbl...

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Guy walked into work with a black eye...

Everyone asked what happened... He said he had a golfing accident and went on to explain...

I hit my ball on the 4th tee and it went into a field. I couldn't find it anywhere. I was walking all around the field looking & looking and then saw a cow not too far away. Wouldn't you know i...

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