Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what ...
A man burglarizes homes so he can afford to renovate his kitchen...
I guess you could say he's taking things for granite.
How do you know if you've been burglarized by Asians?
1) Your cat is missing.
2) Someone did all your math homework while you were away.
3) They are still trying to back out of your driveway when you get home.
The police station was burglarized. The burglars stole the toilet seat.
Police have nothing to go on.