An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6.
He didn't seem pleased when I answered:
"Kindergarten."
Jamie's house was ransacked and burglarized.
Returning home from work, Jamie was shocked to find that the house had been ransacked and burglarized.
After telephoning the police, the dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with ...
The police station was burglarized. The burglars stole the toilet seat.
Police have nothing to go on.
How do you know if you've been burglarized by Asians?
1) Your cat is missing.
2) Someone did all your math homework while you were away.
3) They are still trying to back out of your driveway when you get home.
A man burglarizes homes so he can afford to renovate his kitchen...
I guess you could say he's taking things for granite.
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