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Burglarize Jokes

I work at a store that was burglarized.

An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6.


He didn't seem pleased when I answered:

"Kindergarten."

Jamie's house was ransacked and burglarized.

Returning home from work, Jamie was shocked to find that the house had been ransacked and burglarized.

After telephoning the police, the dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with ...

The police station was burglarized. The burglars stole the toilet seat.

Police have nothing to go on.

A man burglarizes homes so he can afford to renovate his kitchen...

I guess you could say he's taking things for granite.
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