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You are so ugly...

you extort money from people by threatening to release YOUR sex tape.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

What do you call someone who doesn’t testify against your extortion of the Ukraine?

Quid Pro Bro.

The mafia visited the local pizzeria for extortion money.

They wanted their piece of the pie.

Which African Dictator extorts flying insects

Robert Mug-a-bee

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A lawyer dies and goes to hell...

The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, sex with prostitutes and even murder!”

The lawyer hangs his head in shame and the devil pats him lightly on the shoulder.

“I’m a fair guy, what I’m going to do is let you...

A string walks into a bar..

The string takes a seat at the bar and ask the bartender for a drink. The bartender replies, "We don't serve to strings in this bar, you'll have to see yourself out."
The string, feeling dejected, walks out and stumbles upon two rugged strings in an alley. The shady looking thugs stop the st...

The camping story

A couple of years ago I went out camping in the woods with a few of my friends. It was a dark and stormy night, and we felt very alone in our little tent, so we started telling scary stories.

I described how the hills we were in used to be coal mining country, and the coal mines were dark and...

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