My wife: 'They're not answering the phones at the mammogram clinic'

They must have their hands full

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A doctor was performing mammograms on their patients

The first patient comes in and takes off her shirt. The doctor notices a large "S" tattooed across her chest, so she asks the patient what it means. The patient replies "well, my boyfriend went to Stanford and when he sees the 'S' on my chest, he gets really excited and we have great sex." Doctor sa...

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A woman in her 50s was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight...

Her husband watches her for a while and asks," Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says," I don't care.I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old."

The h...

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How much does a boob weigh?

A mammogram

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So I met this smoking hot lady once and after a little chat, she takes her top off

Things were going great, she let me cup her tits, but the second I started sucking on her nipples she says โ€œIโ€™m getting my mammogram done somewhere elseโ€

If you can't afford healthcare...

Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!

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