I stand against women who don't wear bras

As much as I was behind those who wore leggings.

I took a girl home last night. We were fooling around, and she sighed and said, “You don’t have much experience removing bras, do you?” Me: What gave me away?

Her: The scissors, mostly.

Why don't nuns wear bras?

Because God supports everything

An Arab guy walks into a bra store

owned by a Jewish guy on a Sunday afternoon. The Arab guy finds a bra he likes and asks for the price. The Jewish guy being the business man that he is says "This is a great bra, it's really starting to get popular. I can sell you each for 50 bucks." The Arab guy nods and says "Sure I'll buy 100." T...

My wife bought herself new bras for Christmas

She was updating her firmware

I got my wife a bra that said "You're the best" on it and now she's mad at me.

I don't understand it. She'd been saying that her bras weren't giving her enough support.

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My wife bought one of those wireless bras, she said it's much better than her old wired ones

But she's full of shit cause i can't get the bloody thing to connect to the WiFi.

Expect a shortage of bras

The cargo ship cupsized.

Those push-up bras aren't very good, are they?

I wore my wife's to the gym this morning and I still couldn't manage more than six.

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There are people cutting bras in half to make face masks now

Some of them look like right tits.

My girlfriend was picking a bra to buy when I said "Bras dont suit you, your too flat"

My girlfiend then said "Well, you wear briefs right?"

What do bras have in common with Martin Luther King??

Both focus on uplifting the downtrodden masses!!

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because the B-shell bras were too small and the D-shell bras were too big.

My wife is divorcing me because I refused to buy her some new bras.

Her attorney calls it “failure to support”.

Best friends are like bras..

Close to your heart and there for support

(Better if read in a german accent) Know what germans call bras?

Stop'm From Floppens

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