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Bordering Jokes

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake...

For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as thei...

Why does Missouri have so many bordering states?

Because Missouri loves company.

Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane...

But so what? So are Canadians.

What’s bordering to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada.

I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous...

Canada.

I've heard that Argentina is starting to get a little colder...

In fact, it's bordering on Chile
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