Three women with borderline morality died and are now face to face with St. Peter.

He read about their lives and he said, "Well you didn't really live a pious life, but you never really did anything reprehensible. So one by one, I will ask you one biblical question and if you get it right, you get to go into heaven".

The women agreed.

The first was Andrea. St. Pet...

I may be borderline schizophrenic...

...but at least I have each other!

I work as a Customs Officer and yesterday I had my yearly performance review.

They feel I'm borderline incompetent.

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A Penis Study(borderline NSFW)

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the study was published, the Un...

What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ?

Unstable.

My dad's sister is a geriatric nurse.

With Covid her life has been crazy busy over the past year. She has seen far too many patients die. Now that we have the vaccine she's very excited and gets borderline preachy on why we should all get vaccinated. She talks about it non-stop. It's annoying!

It's like she's become Auntie Vaxx!

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A man walks into an unfamiliar bar on the countryside

and he orders a beer. Soon he spots a sign saying "make our depressed horse laugh, get 500 dollars."
The man asks the barman if it's true. The barman confirms. After which the man decides to give it a go and is pointed to the stables behind the bar by the barman. And sure enough; after a little w...

Why Did The Mexican Immigrant Take Xanax?

He Had Borderline Anxiety.

A country that shares borderlines with 10 other countries cannot be entered

because it is made of limits

Legally speaking the Trump proposition of buying the Greenland from Denmark...

is a weird borderline-case.

I made a funny joke about Donald Trump’s wall, but I forgot it...

All I remember was that it was borderline racist

The World Expert on Wasps

A man was walking down a quiet street, when something caught his eye in the window of a charity shop. He wandered over to take a closer look, then smiled to himself, nodded, and entered the shop.

He walked up to the counter and said to the man serving there, "Is that record in the window real...

Did you hear about the Customs Officer who started shooting the immigration queue in Heathrow Airport?

I'm told he was borderline crazy

I can't support building a wall to keep out illegal immigrants.

It's borderline racist.

'Doctor, I have a drinking problem!'

'I'm always drunk whenever I'm traveling between countries!'

Doctor - 'Sounds like you're a borderline alcoholic.'

I found my girlfriend slumped over Hadrian's Wall with an empty vodka bottle in her hand.

I'm worried she's becoming a borderline alcoholic.

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How well did the Mexican do for his class test?

He got a borderline pass.

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Pet store

Guy walks into a pet store...

- I need a new pet, my dog just died. You got puppies?
- Sir, forget the puppy, I have just the thing, a new craze from Japan... The toothless guinea pig!
- The toothless what?!
- The toothless guinea pig, sir. If you would like to step into the boot...

I was at a party and I lost my watch

I started looking throughout the house, and when I turn a corner there's a guy standing on my timepiece, borderline groping and harassing a girl. So I go up and punch the guy, that's not gonna happen. Not on my watch.

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What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage?

One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex.

My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good,

I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.

Illegal immigration jokes..

are borderline offensive

A lizard was walking through the jungle...

...and he comes across a monkey sitting in a tree, smoking a joint. The lizard, being curious, asks the monkey what he was smoking. The monkey replies that he's smoking weed and the Lizard asks if he could try some as he's never had it before. The monkey allows it. After a few tokes, the Lizard beco...

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Sex Frogs

A miserably married man hates his life. His wife is a bitch, so everyday after work he's only home for a half hour before he takes off to the same bar to escape for a while. He's a regular at said bar. The people there are friendly and understand where he is in his life right now.

Well, one n...

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