One says to the other "I can't take this weight, I feel ima crumble"
The second responds "just have faith in yourshelf"
What’s it called when multiple bookshelves of books falls on you?
A title wave
I made my bookshelves listen to the Red Army Choir...
Now they're booksheviks
A butler
… was dusting of the bookshelves when the phone rang. He picked up “This is James speaking, at your service” “James, is my wife at home?” “Yes, sir” “And is she alone?” “No, sir” “Is she with my lawyer?” “Yes, sir” “And is she in her bedroom?” “I’m afraid so, sir” “I se...
Husband and wife are putting up Holiday decorations
when husband offers to hang the wreath. “But sweetums, you are inept and you have no tools,” says the wife. Husband shrugs and goes to Lowe’s to buy a hammer. He walks past a display for the new, Elf Steam Multi-Tool. The marketing was brilliant and it had a drill, three saws, and a sander - all wor...
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