Notebooks Jokes

Charles Darwin’s would be my natural selection.

But blank one's is where I have to draw the line.

The margins are pretty tight

Stayed stationary.

They both won’t be investigated very closely.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion... read more

They write "college ruled" on all the notebooks

The physicist could not get any job, so he decided to bet on horse races to make a living. He did intensive experimentation, and used state of the art machine learning algorithms to gain more insight. After filling many notebooks and accumulating a very large amount of data, he exclaims "I have the ... read more

Please reflect on this in your notebooks.

All my notebooks say "college ruled" so it must've been somewhat fun

To get with his new girlfriend, a Buddhist quit his religion and converted to Christianity. As they were cleaning up his old apartment,the girlfriend stumbled upon his old notebooks containing all the wisdom he had learned from his old teacher.

"Babe, what's this?" She asked.

"Don't wo... read more

A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly t... read more

"Do you mind if I take a look?"

"Not at all, please go ahead," replies the kind man.

The officer opens the luggage and finds about fifty brand new electronic devices, from cell phones to tablets to notebooks to speakers.

"You think I'm stupid??? Food for your chickens???"
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A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick, and called in a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to help diagnose the problem. The biologist observed the chickens, concluding, "I can tell you there's something wrong with your chickens, but I don't know what's causing it." The chemist took fluid s... read more

It’s nearing the end of the semester at a prestigious university of philosophy. The 100+ students wait eagerly for the professor to enter the auditorium & begin their final exam. They all have their notebooks out, as the final is open book. The professor enters and, without saying a word, puts h... read more