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Why don’t Senators use bookmarks?

They like their pages bent over.

You know, some people don’t really care for bookmarks

But they’re okay in my book.

Not a dime of our taxes was used to buy bookmarks....

Politicians prefer to bend a page over.

Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK.

It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet...

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