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Boa Constrictor Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy who owned 40 cats and a pet boa constrictor?

Sorry, I mean the one about the guy with 39 cats and a pet boa constrictor...

Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.

One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.

Little Johnny's trip to the zoo left him breathless

and the boa constrictor euthanized.

Sooo, are you....?

An elephant meets a boa for the first time. Intrigued, he asks him:

\- You're a weird creature ... how do you move? You have no legs.

\- Well, it's simple, I'm crawling…

\- Oh, Okay!

The elephant start to move, but, even more intrigued, he turns and asks again:

\- ...

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