The Washington pro football team picked out the perfect new name for the team, the Opossums. They are good at home...

But get killed on the road.

Tonight, I’m making soup from a Himalayan opossum.

I found Himalayan in the road.

What did the necrophiliac say to the opossum?

You're such a tease.

One day a skunk and an opossum go to church.

They had to sit in their own pew.

What do you call an Irish possum?

Opossum

Lazy vultures

Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had...

What animal originally posted to Reddit?

The OPossum.

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German language is easy.

The German language is relatively easy. Those who can speak Latin and are used to declinations, normally learn it very rapidly. At least that is what German teachers say in their first class. They start learning: der, die, das, des, dem, den and the rest just comes naturally. It’s amazingly easy! If...

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College Football Jokes - Enjoy!

Don't know where they came from, but they are worth a chuckle or two.

> Ohio State's
> Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know
> the meaning of the word
> fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know
> the meaning of a lot of
> words...

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