UPJOKE
marsupialpossumrodentskunkorderphalangermammalpouched mammalaustraliafuromnivorewoodchuckmacaquechipmunkshrew

Opossum Jokes

I finally found out the difference between a possum and an opossum.

Opossums are Irish.

What did the necrophiliac say to the opossum?

You're such a tease.

What animal can you never hear coming?

An opossum, the "O" is silent.

Tonight, I’m making soup from a Himalayan opossum.

I found Himalayan in the road.

One day a skunk and an opossum go to church.

They had to sit in their own pew.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

German language is easy.

The German language is relatively easy. Those who can speak Latin and are used to declinations, normally learn it very rapidly. At least that is what German teachers say in their first class. They start learning: der, die, das, des, dem, den and the rest just comes naturally. It's amazingly easy! If...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

College Football Jokes - Enjoy!

Don't know where they came from, but they are worth a chuckle or two.

> Ohio State's
> Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know
> the meaning of the word
> fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know
> the meaning of a lot of
> words...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.