What do you call an adult female chicken that likes to draft blueprints?

A Hen-gineer

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Bob and bill are looking over the star destroyer blueprints

"Hey bob, do we need any turrets on the bottom half of this Star Destroyer?"

"What d'you mean Bill?"

"The bottom half. It looks like we have about a dozen of these massive building-sized rotating double-barreled turrets on the top half, but pretty much nothing on the bottom half."
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I got expelled for making blueprints for a water slide that goes up one side of my university and down the other.

Maybe I shouldn't have started by saying that I wanted to chute up the school.

Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza?

Don’t trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.

How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints?

Hallways

If companies made toasters.

If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.

If Microsoft made toasters... Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You w...

In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah and said:

“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unen...

How can we confuse the Chinese Government?

Make our military blueprints in the form of Ikea instructions.

A thief stole a leaky tin of paint and is well hidden in the mall...

The police found him by following the blueprints.

How do you know if your house was burgled by smurfs?

Look for blueprints

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